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You don't have a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?

So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay. I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. And what's the opposite of man? Jam.

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They don’t know that we know they know we know.

You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do? I just stopped and I said, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat? Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. What was I thinking at dinner? "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. I wanna quit the gym! You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can’t do. I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? They don’t know that we know they know we know. Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it! I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last twelve hundred times.

We were on a break! They're as different as night and...later that night. Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes? You have really great hair. Oh thanks, I grow it myself.

So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay.

Just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.

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We ordered the Joey Special. Three pizzas!

What if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fall in love? I mean, wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age. So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay. That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. And what's the opposite of man? Jam. What was I thinking at dinner? "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

They're as different as night and...later that night. You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. I wanna quit the gym! Oh God. Can open. Worms everywhere! What's the difference between beer and lager? I don't know. We could look it up. Things are about to get wild. Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything. Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes? There's an old Russian expression...Roughly translated, it means: "This thing that I'm looking at: Wow."

We might still have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to sell ice over the internet. It's a moo point. It’s like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo. I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable. You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance!

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That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.

Joey doesn't share food! Three bathrooms in this place, and I threw up in a coat closet. Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything. Come on, Ross, you're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

You have really great hair. Oh thanks, I grow it myself. What was I thinking at dinner? "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!

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Come on, Ross, you're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? Three bathrooms in this place, and I threw up in a coat closet. You don't have a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? They don’t know that we know they know we know. If it's not a right angle, it's a wrong angle. I'm sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. I want to quit the gym!

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!

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